Until the basketball team can win scrimmages against MAAC teams, I’m “fairly” confident that Rutgers men’s basketball is going to take a back seat to the wrestling team this year. With two thirds of football season in the books already, it’s time to look for other RU-related athletic diversions over the next few months, because the women can’t play every night. Hear me out. Yes, this is a bit like asking everyone to give up Christmas for Diwali, but what exactly can we do after Santa keeps bringing a lump of coal every year?
By all indications, the Rutgers wrestling program is on an upswing. Within the next few years, it actually has a chance to be pretty good. Like most readers, I’m in the position of being moderately intrigued by year two of the revitalization, while knowing little to nothing about the sport, and probably inclined to jump off the bandwagon at the first hint of struggle.
I needed a level of expertise proportional to this interest, so I asked a friend from Iowa for comment. Now, if you don’t know anything about the state of Iowa beyond all the corn, they’re into amateur wrestling roughly as much as New Jersey is into hair grease and track suits. The Hawkeyes have won 22 national championships, and are back to their winning ways under their new head coach, Tom Brands. In-state rival Iowa State recently lost their coach, Cael Sanderson, to Penn State – lured by the promises of a rich talent poor, infinite resources, and no longer having to stand in Iowa’s shadow. That’s quite the psychological blow to the Cyclones, given that Sanderson was an ISU alum.
That’s right. Those damned blockheads in Happy Valley saw what their infinitely cooler, smarter, and better looking rivals in New Brunswick were doing on the mat, and followed our lead in what was the most brazen theft since Beaver Stadium appropriated that Zombie Nation techno song from German soccer clubs. If there’s anything that can rouse my interest, it’s competition from Penn State, so I had to get to the bottom of all of this.