Recently, I applied to join the world-famous BlogPoll, and was accepted for membership in 2008.
Over the next week (the deadline for submission is the 18th), I plan on coming up with my first preseason ballot. It’ll be created from scratch, instead of picking and choosing the best of the preseason coaches poll. And I’m going to detail the reasoning behind my selection process. It’s not likely an experience that I’ll put on my resume if I ever click on that “Bowl Championship Series looking for Assistant V.P. of Shadowy Operations” entry on Craigslist. My general theory of voting is that humans are very biased. When in doubt, I’ll defer to Sagarin, and other uncaring computers that hate the game of football and want to send Oklahoma to the title game again.
Step 1 – Paring the list down
Evaluating all 119 teams would be both time-consuming and rather pointless. As far as Duke football’s reputation has risen of late, even Steve Spurrier didn’t give them a vote this year. I’m going to use a heuristic to speed up my mental search algorithm; intuition. The test is simple – does a team feel like they belong in the top 25? I’ll go with the first snap judgment that comes up, even if it’s that kittens should be microwaved. Boom – hot feline on rye. I’m far from the only person that uses intuition, in lieu of facts, to make points about sports. Although, I’m just using it as a filtering mechanism, and not as a final arbitrary criterion. There’s not a whole lot of interesting content in the rest of this entry.
Read: the following words are probably stupid, uninformed, biased, nonsense and scuttlebutt. It’s mere thinking out loud. I don’t even put ads on this page, so the only reason for you to go any further is if you’re trying to bankrupt WordPress click by click.
